Date: Tue, 9 Mar 1999 15:39:04 -0800 From: Joseph Carter <knghtbrd@debian.org> To: debian-devel@lists.debian.org Subject: LinuxWorld Summary! --fdj2RfSjLxBAspz7 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Everyone I am SURE has been waiting anxiously for me to tell you ALL ABOUT LinuxWorld and all the fun and the disasters had there. I waited to be sure that everything that needed to be announced before I wrote this was. That's done now, so here goes nothing: MONDAY Even though I was not there to help with setup and whatnot, the experience begins on Monday for me. I'll include it for your amusement, skipping to Tuesday if you're just after the Debian related stuff and don't care about the full experience might be good if you really want to. Okay, it's 15:50, slink is supposed to be released in 10 minutes! I'm ready to go out the door and get to the bus stop. 15:55, at the bus stop. The driver should be here within the next five minutes. At 16:20 I realize I have 10 minutes to be downtown to catch my shuttle bus to get to the area. I run across the street and hit the payfone to call the bus people. I explain to them and they put me on hold after I explain everything. 5 minutes later someone else picks up the fone and I have to explain again and the person did not have the slightest what to do... I'm like "WAIT, there's a 37 out there at the corner" which wasn't the stop I was at but it was going downtown "I'm going to get on it.. Please radio the shuttle and 37 drivers to wait so I can actually do this..." She agreed and I hung up. I run to the corner from 7-11's fone booth and didn't notice I left a black nylon covered notebook (paper, not hardware) sitting on top of the booth. That thing was important! Anyway, the light changed just as I got to the corner and the bus had not started moving yet and so I'm running across the street here.. The driver pulls up to the corner I was originally standing on and I run back to it... He tells me the stop he just made was the regular stop for that bus, not where I was headed---in other words, I ran across the street looking like an idiot and left my notebook (which I still didn't realize at this point) behind for nothing. Get to the bus station and get to the bus I need to get on (the shuttle) and the driver tells me that even though it's now 16:45 and they told me to be there at 16:30, the bus only leaves just now anyway. I was almost floored! The bus pulls out and I suddenly realize I left the notebook which has instructions to get to Joey Hess's house, the info on how I was supposed to take the BART train to get there when I got off the shuttle, Nathan Myers' number, Joey's number, etc.. So I was going to do this without fone numbers and only memorized directions! Figured out the BART thing. Made it to joeyh's house after a bit of wandering around---the directions would not have caused me to wander less, he said the streets were "all in just a normal grid pattern" and they were---except for the one I was supposed to be walking on. Once I found the right street to turn off to, memory got me rest of the way there. I met joeyh, gecko, and wichert--Nathan got there later. And thus ends the first day.... TUESDAY Here's where the cool stuff starts happening. Well, kinda, there was a Corel thingy first and it was REALLY suit-targetted. Their progress on WINE and a few of the comments people made loud enough to be heard on stage and by everyone were cool, but generally it was boring and as is typical for boring presentation speeches the air was cold to keep people alert and it kinda made my neck a bit sore. I was fine once I got out of there though, no worries.. => Found trade mags out front, grabbed some. Linux Journal looked interesting. Network World seemed better than others, the rest sitting there were suit targetted (Infoworld had an article on FIRING SOMEONE on the front page for gods sakes!) Made my way to the exhibit hall and wandered around that looking for Debian booth.. Didn't see anyone I recognized in it and walked right by it four times! Neither it nor Slashdot had anything big and logoish up that I could see from a distance really and they had no idea I was actually looking for them sooo... Eventually found them though and took a look at the booth. Did quite a bit of irc that day, keeping people informed with what we were doing durring the morning. Realized the shirt I was wearing (thick, black, long-sleeved) was a BAD idea and bought a Debian shirt, one of only 2 left in XL size! Talked to FreeBSD people in the Walnut Creek booth. Explained what we've been arguing about whether or not to try to port our userspace to a BSD kernel.. They agreed NetBSD would be unfriendly to the idea most likely, OpenBSD would be more open, and as for FreeBSD they had a simple answer: "COOL." They were generally impressed with Debian as a Linux distribution and genreally considered it to be the best one of the lot available now as far as technical quality and attention to important details. We were giving out CD sets but the day's supply was GONE by noon.. We ate pizza for lunch and by afternoon it was plainly obvious that the booth was too full for me and irc updates had to become real infrequent because the machines were needed otherwise. I left the booth in search of free stuff *grin* and of course to tell people how cool Debian was. They should have sent me off with a Penguin mint (more about that later) The Linus keynote was AWESOME! We noticed that he was extremely nervous at first and even went home durring the thing to change into a bit nicer clothes than when I saw him walk by earlier... I think the totals were like 7000 people in attendance at this thing, 9000 made it to the show overall. Go do the audio/video thing or find a transcript and read it, I can't do Linus justice this late after it. If you find a real transcript of what he said (I know liz paraphrased it on LWN) please do let me know. At some point I put my hand on one of the 19" monitors on the VA Research machines and said "I don't know how yet but one way or another I'm gonna find a way to take thing thing home with me..." This is important later. The party after the keynote was uninteresting at first.. The pizza wasn't that good (the hawaiian wasn't TOO bad) and while I didn't have any beer (only 20) it was free and nobody was being carded and of course it was all American beer so it sucked I'm sure. => The party got amusing when they had someone get up and say he was a M$NBC reporter (everyone boo'd him and hey answered "hey! At least 3/5 of us is still NBC!") who had an interview with a BillyG impersonator who claimed Linus was a Bill Gates clone and was supposed to be helping M$ but something went wrong and he was bitten by a radioactive penguin... It was amusing, but not exactly really funny except in a couple small parts. After that was over with, this "band" started playing... "Man or Astro Man?" was their name and IMO they _SUCKED_! They literally cleared the place save only a hundred or so who must be as tone deaf as the people playing the music.. Someone asked me if that was a white noise generator they heard and I suggested it sounded more like black and blue noise... (I can't say that with a straight face still but wichert claims to have heard worse..) It was kinda this industrial techno thing, if you hated the music to the movie Hackers this would probably make you vomit. If you LIKED the music from Hackers it probably would anyway... WEDNESDAY Well by now we had the Empeg working so things got busy fast. There were around 40 people in and crowded about the booth, checking out the Empeg, the Mac SE-30 under it, and asking bout the Atari Falcon, Netwinder, and the Ultra-5, all of which were running Debian alongside the i386 machines.. I had a penguin mint and once I recovered from the slight headache it gave me (happened quickly enough) and I was hyper enough to be out there in the front of the booth answering questions from the hordes of people there.. I grabbed a few CD sets that morning and set them aside, making sure to save one for myself. Later on I went out and AbiWorded Debian to some people, bringing it to them out in between booths and even giving some of them to a few people IN OTHER PEOPLES booths---not any of the other Linux vendors though, that would not have been right so I didn't do it. DEF: AbiWord /Abee-word/ 1. n. A cross-platform word processor released under the GPL 2. v. Marketting a product in a manner similar to that employed by those in the AbiWord booth. Market tactics including trying to catch people who have not even stopped at your booth in addition to those who have, employment of gimmicks such as real source code from the program on the backs of flyers and the like, and making lots of noise or other distractions to an exhibit floor in order to be more easily noticed will qualify as AbiWording. The Debian dinner was cool but nobody could read the key fingerprint printout I had once I found it so I didn't get many sigs. The Redhat party, well, too many people got a little too drunk and were just being weird. Many from the Debian dinner showed up.. Over the course of the Debian dinner I managed to find out that at least in some cases, supertwist plastic can treat part of the vision problem I have. It's spendy, but hey if in a year or two my vision can be even partially corrected without surgery I'll be happy. THURSDAY More AbiWording, no CDs this time Shorter day, went fast. The highlight was around noon which Jim Pick and I spent most of talking to "Mr. emacspeak" T.V. Raman.. I'm a joe/vim user and this thing was cool enough to make me consider installing emacs for. If you're in to wearables you SHOULD check it out sometime. Got to be time to take stuff apart and the Debian booth just had too many people to actually get anything pulled apart, just exhibitors even.. To help with the congestion I went to the VA booth to help them. I didn't touch the rack-based stuff though, heavier and more expensive and I did NOT want to risk dropping any of it.. Found out that VA had donated their machines in the Debian booth to the project and the hardware will get used for cool stuff. Found out that one of the 19" monitors was going home with me since I quite litereally could not read the monitor I had except in text mode and even then only at about 3-4" away from the screen... Not very comfortable I assure you. But it's cool that they did it and everyone should know that VA is great and stuff.. => Was all ready for the geeks with guns thing, but due to a series of mis-communications things did NOT happen that way and ... well it was just a mess. FRIDAY Well, a few complications getting me home related to the previous night's mis-communications and complicated further by wichert having an infection.. I understand that he'll be fine but we should all still send healing thoughts out to our Glorious Leader, wounded in battle (battle with a table or something?) Turns otu the notebook was returned which was good because there was more than directions in there that were important not to lose. I came from this thing with 4 tshirts, a few magazines, an older IDE cdrom drive (I didn't have one before (thanks again rcw)), stickers, bumperstickers, a license plate that says "Live free or die LINUX" on it, a monitor cleaning brush from HP, vendor square thingies for cases from VA and Walnut Creek for FreeBSD (am collecting these things), a foam penguin from the SAMS/Que people, Stuffed Tux in 3 sizes (Large, Medium, and Cute), tons of contacts personally and for things related to Debian, a Linus Torvalds for President button, and of course the monitor from the nice people at VA.. I also brought home one very tired and sore Knghtbrd who thought his feet would fall off, but that hasn't happened yet and he's recovering nicely at this point. The ultimate destination of the new hardware from VA is still being worked out I think. There's talk of a non-us server which seems to sound good to most I think. We'll see what happens when it does. Hey, I can actually read this without being hunched over a keyboard with my face against my monitor so I am THRILLED... There's other cool stuff but I don't want to say too much about that till after there have been press releases and stuff. All in all it was a GREAT show with approximately 9000 people total and I hope to see some of you again at the next one. Disasters and all it was worth it. Do it again? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!!! I spent too much money but some of that was being somewhat unprepared for many things. This is now not the case, next time I will be ready for them. => I'd like to personally thank joeyh, gecko, Nathan Myers, VA Research, and LinuxCentral, and Slashdot for one helluvan experience! -- Joseph Carter <knghtbrd@debian.org> Debian GNU/Linux developer PGP: E8D68481E3A8BB77 8EE22996C9445FBE The Source Comes First! 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