Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 13:46:22 -0600
From: Scotty Orr 
To: Linux Weekly News 
Subject: Ten Bits tuxed(0) t-shirts


Unpressed-Release

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (or as soon as you get to it)

Warrensburg, MO. 18 Jan 2000.  Ten Bits LLC announces the immediate
availability of it's famous line of tuxed(0) t-shirts (the only t-shirt
with a man page).  We have other stuff too, but the t-shirts are the
only thing we have debugged so far.  For more information, 
see http://www.tenbits.com/t-shirts.

About Ten Bits LLC:  "We are a small Linux-specific company and
have been in existence since the pre-Linux-ipo era of the second millennium. 
Some of our staff have been using Linux since at least kernel version 1.1.18
and most have been wearing t-shirts even longer than that." - Ten Bits
founder and CMO, Scotty Orr.

We are looking forward to issuing more unpressed-releases containing
forward-looking statements such as this one.